Pictures of me looking like a twit

Here are the pictures from the photoshoot that I talked about in my last post. Don't I look silly? I would just like to point out that I didn't come up with any of the poses, so please don't use them as an excuse to laugh at me.

Here's the mismatching hair:

The guy did something funny to me in Photoshop on this picture. He tried to make me look thinner, but he has made me a very funny shape. Look at my left arm. He cut off the part of my arm that is big because of muscle and left the part that is big because of fat. I look like I have absolutely no muscle tone whatsoever :(